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Oct 1, 2012 7:30pm PDT
to senior correspondent john oliver outside n.f.l. headquarters in new york. john, what is the status right now of the n.f.l. dispute? >> well! (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> who families both alike in dignity, one the referee, the other the league of national football is locked in dispute ages old. oh fair referees! (laughter) shirts bestripes arms akimbo with only a flag and wheus toll examine desperation and fair n.f.l. battered but unbowed like henri at agincourt from this day to the ending of the world! (cheers and applause) but we shall be remembered. we few, we happy few, we band of brothers! (cheers and applause) >> jon: my god. my god. that's-- (cheers and applause) i'm just-- i'm sorry. it just-- holy (bleep)! i was just-- (laughter). john oliver, you have almost overnight improved exponentially. (laughter) john oliver, john oliver, you moved me. >> yes, 'tis i, john oliver in the flesh. (laughter) the clown prince of correspondents, bob your ankle, up your bum! (cheers and applause) >> jon: i have to say though, if i may, it certainly-- it certainly looks and soun
Oct 22, 2012 1:00am EDT
science i teach media and politics campaigns and elections since oliver north we have required of government course what is going on when oliver north is not understand the military? said that the budget hearings they required us. we don't talk about 75% but now 100%. it is heavily traditional but also teach ethics of public service. there is extra responsibility. proprieties the good stuff. >> what projects? a book giveaway? >> the one time, of one-shot activity to said bill load of books to an exchange student we will collect a bunch of books found out our county was paying $93 per truckload we had to many for one shipment it took on a life of its own just passed 5.6 million books would get a fulfilled full it full of tractor-trailers' side-by-side that is about 300. we ship 15 of those breyer library and a box. 25,000 added time iraq, afghanistan and arrangement with the c-span we get books from schools and libraries. we have the largest volunteer base in the world which means we can ship inexpensive labor go there are wonderful organizations they start at $16,000. we bring
Oct 30, 2012 9:00am EDT
wait if you don't have to. neutrogena®. go now for olive garden'sve to. new dinner today, dinner tomorrow. two dinners for two nights just $12.95. choose one of five entrees tonight. then take home a different entrÉe for tomorrow. two nights of deliciousness for just $12.95! go olive garden. too bad the guys aren't here we're clear. ok, swarm! swarm! hello [ female announcer ] pillsbury chocolate chip cookies. let the making begin >>> well, as the storm slowly runs its could, a lot of kids on the east coast have one question what. will happen to halloween. "today" contributor elizabeth mayhew is a lifestyle expert. good morning to you. >> boo-hoo. >> talk about boo-hoo. presumably many, many events will be cancelled. >> actually this ironically happened last year, too. there was a big snow storm, and most of halloween was cancelled so the big question is mother of the obviously you're not going to send your kids into a dark neighborhood. that is -- that is the real trick, so you need to check with your town. you need to follow the local news to see what's going on. most malls ar
Comedy Central
Oct 29, 2012 11:00pm PDT
phase so we turn to john oliver and aasif mandvi, they've been following the two campaigns. time for the end game. gentlemen, how are you? (cheers and applause) you two have been on the bus with both campaigns. these campaigns are finally making their closing statements of this election. john oliver, let's start with you. what is obama campaign's closing speech and pitch to the american people? >> simply this, john. the obama camp feels the choice is simple. maybe obama hasn't been the president you wanted him to be. perhaps he didn't meet the high expectations he set himself. but the other guy, jon, is a total dick! (cheers and applause) i mean that. jon, he's a six-foot shaft with tiny ballses for feet. he may not fire you himself but you know that when he's looking at you he's unemploying you with his eyes. (cheers and applause) now, if you will excuse me, jon, i'm going to stare at aasif while he's talking, thereby dominating him visually. (laughter). >> jon: well, all right, seems like a relatively low-brow closing argument from the obama campaign. aasif, you've been with th
Oct 2, 2012 7:30pm PDT
. (oliver stone) i served september of '67 to december of '68 in cambodia. then i was wounded twice and got out of the combat. i got into a court-martial situation with a sergeant. most of them were a---, in my opinion. they never went to combat and never were in the field. there was a lot of resentment, obviously, and i think that comes out in "hamburger hill." i think there's that -- a lot of resentment, but a reluctant patriotism, i suppose. (john irvin) the people i've talked to didn't have an option. obviously, it was possible to evade the draft. the people i met didn't have the means or will. it's from my girlfriend. (john irvin) or even believe that it was right to. says she's not gonna write anymore. friends at college told her it was immoral to write to me. oh. there were those of us who thought the war was wrong, but felt in many ways as though we had no choice other than to do what our duty was. (popping sound of guns) i was faced in "platoon" with a jungle hard to see in. you, therefore, have to take the liberty of moving the enemy a little closer so that you can see. often, you
Oct 28, 2012 11:30pm PDT
an olive branch. the eagle is looking at the olive branch to show that the united states will always seek peace. the other talon, the eagle is holding arrows to show that the united states understands if you will be effective and successful in seeking peace, you must be strong. let me expand. because it only only peace but a better kind. the elimination of poverty, better lives all over the world for ourselves and other people. the arrows don't just stand for military strength but capability, they stand for the idea that the underwill try to recruit the best and most capable to apply themselves to those grand objectives. as i studied the life of christopher stevens, he embodied that and sought the grand objectives that our dwok si stands for. we gather to mourn his loss and demonstrate to his family how much we understand their grief. we also gather to celebrate the immense accomplishments this man has made for us. i picked out of my closet a tie. says on it democracy is not a spectator sport. christopher stevens was a participant. a full, strong, effective participant in his beloved demo
Comedy Central
Oct 2, 2012 11:00pm PDT
-- what if-- it had been cain? (laughter) john oliver has more in this continuing series. >> in october of 2011, herman cain led the polls for the republican presidential nomination. tragically, america was denied a herman cain presidency, but recently i sat down with mr. cain for a series of conversations to explore some of the tough decisions he would have faced in office. tonight, china. >> we currently owe china approximately $1.5 trillion. >> holy (bleep). (laughter) >> yes, that's a problem. the american people should not only be concerned about this amount of debt, they should be frightened because of this amount of debt. >> they should be bat (bleep) terrified. >> absolutely b.s. terrified. >> should we at least be learning chinese at this point, mr. president? try this, ni hoa. >> you might offend them if you only no one word. >> well, try this one. (speaking chinese) >> (speaking chinese) now what is that? >> that's actually not chinese, that's just some noises that sound like chinese but the point is if we start learning those first they might actually get us somewhere. >> i
Comedy Central
Oct 10, 2012 11:30pm PDT
before midnight by the olive garden restaurant at the pittsburgh mills mall. >> stephen: oh, the bear bearse clearly on to us. they know we can't shoot them at the olive garden because when you're there, you're family. ( laughter ) ( applause ) and at our malls, we are at our most vulnerable. we've all seen bears waiting at the top of a water fall pick off unsuspecting salmon. ( laughter ). soon thel thael be doing the same thing at the top of the escalator. the only place bears belong in our malls is when we eat them at panda express. ( laughter ) i assume that's what the meat is. our only hope of getting these bears out of our malls is to first tranquilize them with heavy sedatives so, someone, please lead them to a cinnabon. u?u/ ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight has written a new biography about the vagina. i'll ask fireally have to read the-- in i really have to read the forward before i jump in. please welcome naomi wolf ( cheers and applause ) good to see you again. thanks for coming back. okey-dokey. last tight you were her
Comedy Central
Oct 17, 2012 11:00pm PDT
daily show," why can't we get in on some of that sweet, sweet action? john oliver joins us. john? [cheering and applause] >> hi, jon. last night i assembled my own panel of experts the watch the debate, a body language analyst, a pageant judge, an expert on auras, a man who works at a tie store, a yenta, a woman who doesn't speak english, someone who recently had knee surgery and an easily bored teenage girl. >> jon: that seems like a ridiculous group of people to put together to analyze the debate. >> that's because it was, jon, so to give their expert analysis, i give to owe the john oliver focus group. i'm here with a diverse panel of experts to gauge in real-time their reactions to this debate. let the debate commence. >> welcome. president barack obama and governor mitt romney. >> okay. so let's stop it right there. who do we think is winning so far? >> obama. >> obama. >> pageant judge? >> right away obama came up with a hi, hello, the hand up high with a big smile. >> aura expert? >> just you could feel from his various body language. >> so far it's equal. >> they both wal
Oct 12, 2012 11:00pm PDT
her graduation from college. >> great story this is. at the age of 93 ole live chandler -- olive chandler finally earned her bachelor's degree from san jose state. >> but it is a degree that has actually been 72 years in the making. >> the balloons are up, the student is in his spot, and olive chandler is giddy. she will soon be celebrating her graduation. >> i want to wrap my brain around it. >> it is something her youngest daughter, donna, have been trying to help her mother accomplish after all of these years. >> i just had always felt it was something she wanted and something she earned. >> the bachelor's degree issued by san jose state was granted after her daughter contacted the university. she was hoping they might send a nice letter to her mother recognizing how close she came to graduating in 1959. instead, the school sent her a degree. >> you just got this three weeks ago then? >> about that. >> who is this? >> that's me. when i graduated from compton junior college in 1940. >> back in 1940 the plan was to continue her schooling and earn a teaching degree. but events ke
Oct 2, 2012 11:00pm PDT
their product. >> reporter: number one the let's, olive oil. it's front and center on many cracker boxes. >> there is not a whole lot of olive oil in there. >> reporter: it's the second to last ingredient in these crackers and dead last in these. claim number two, made with real fruit. it's all over products marketed for kids and health conscious grown ups. >> the real fruit is lemon peel. >> reporter: that's something that's all too common. >> apple concentrate or flavoring or something that contains a remnant of a fruit. >> reporter: then there's all natural. it's a term that's only regulated when it comes to meat and poultry. in everything else it doesn't mean much. fourth, added vitamins and nutrients. many of those additions don't help your body or wallet. take this vitamin water. >> the average american is getting more than enough of these in other foods. >> reporter: rounding out our top five, made with whole grain. all that really means is that there's some whole grain in the product. if you really want whole grain, make sure it's the first ingredient on the list. ,, we don't cal
Oct 9, 2012 12:00pm PDT
to handle. take a look. this youtube video shows a poor pooch named oliver who could not stop sneezing! poor guy. his owner says oliver was sensitive to the black pepper from the family dinner that night. obviously. no word on how the family got him to calm down. but poor little guy. >> poor guy. >> did they clean the couch? >> hope they did. >> he won't be coming back to dinner. >>> that's it for cbs 5 news at noon. enjoy the beautiful day. captions by: caption colorado measures... measure up. money to our schools. "misleading." out here. it. but there's hope. straight to our schools... keeps it there. politicians.
Oct 10, 2012 12:00pm PDT
but there's also the protective older brother. who is the real oliver queen? >> that's my favorite part that we are getting into who this person is and what it's like for him to reintegrate himself into society after five years away and the relationships with his mother. and with his sister and with his best friend and with his ex- girlfriend. it's going to be interesting. i don't know hot real oliver queen is. you'll have to tune in and find out. >> there are a lot of complex relationships in the show. arrow premieres tonight on cww cw 44/cable 12. >>> honesty in sin city. >> a cab driver did the right thing. 42-year-old driver found a black laptop case back seat of his van in las vegas last month. it was full of money, $221,000. but he says he never thought of keeping it for himself. >> i hoped the case. i looked at the money. i'm surprised. i immediately drop it off at the office. >> he made the right move. an hour after he turned in the money the man who lost it came to reclaim it and gave him $2,000 in cash as a thank you. >> good for the cab driver to turn it in being honest. capt
Oct 11, 2012 12:00pm PDT
ingredients, fresh seafood, herbs and spices and some pasta. the chef starts with olive oil in a heated pan and adds the seafood, seasoning. >> salt, pepper, oregano, fresh basil. >> reporter: and then fresh cherry tomatoes. once everything starts to cook, add white wine. just added fish stock, but the white wine used with the tomatoes, the olive oil, juices from the fish, the stock coming through is going to be fabulous. the chef adds a little tomato sauce and then the pasta al dente of course. it's all given a good toss. and here's the key step. it's all wrapped tightly in parchment paper which you can find just about anywhere. when it comes out, it's sprinkled with bread crumbs and with all of those delicious combined flavors it's simply plated. if you want a copy of this recipe go on the website and it will be there for you. i'm tony tantillo and this is tony's table. pasta in paper in the oven? you have to try it. wonderful. >>> your health depends on this. new information on how sitting at work can wipe out any physical activity you have alre
Oct 13, 2012 12:00am PDT
story this is. at the age of 93 ole live chandler -- olive chandler finally earned her bachelor's degree from san jose state. >> but it is a degree that has actually been 72 years in the making. >> the balloons are up, the student is in his spot, and olive chandler is giddy. she will soon be celebrating her graduation. >> i want to wrap my brain around it. >> it is something her youngest daughter, donna, have been trying to help her mother accomplish after all of these years. >> i just had always felt it was something she wanted and something she earned. >> the bachelor's degree issued by san jose state was granted after her daughter contacted the university. she was hoping they might send a nice letter to her mother recognizing how close she came to graduating in 1959. instead, the school sent her a degree. >> you just got this three weeks ago then? >> about that. >> who is this? >> that's me. when i graduated from compton junior college in 1940. >> back in 1940 the plan was to continue her schooling and earn a teaching degree. but events kept delaying that plan. >> pearl harbor started
Oct 9, 2012 11:00pm EDT
grabbed the camerr &pand posted oliver's blacc pepper sneezing fit on youtube. whenever the family uses pepper at the inner table uncontrolled sneezzng fit. bbess yoo oliver. is there one more warm weekend in ourrfuttre? future? let's go to emily gracey withhthe extended forecast. 3 it's heavy lifting. you start with a democratic senator named ben. by getting bwi-marshall funding for new runways, he's helping us serve 21 million passengers a year, which helps keep 100,000 jobs that depend on the airport, and that means more cargo for more businesses and more skycaps unloading more taxis... welcome to bwi. ...carrying families with more luggage. thanks. it's like he's out here with us. he's my friend, ben. i hope he's your friend, too. i'm ben cardin, and i approve this message. that's all for the latt edition, i'm jeff barnd. barnd. and i'm ennifer gilbert, here's bruce cunningham with sports unlimite. 3 3 a night to catch your breath, baltimore...the orioles and yankees re now in new yorkk their divisionseries tied at a game apiece...there is electrcity in the bronx thi
Oct 15, 2012 11:00pm EDT
hybrid. go out tonight - be social! then stay in tomorrow. make a date with your flat screen. olive garden's new dinner today, dinner tomorrow. two dinners for two nights, just $12.95. choose one of five entrees tonight, like new mezzaluna ravioli. served with unlimited soup or salad and breadsticks. then choose a second entrÉe to take home for tomorrow all for just $12.95. this has "movie night" written all over it. new dinner today, dinner tomorrow go before it's gone! go olive garden. >> j: the closer for the giants likes to have fun. we've seen him already in this series. tonight he was messing around behind matt cain during the interview in the fourth inning. now he's all business as he takes over in the ninth, up 7-1, trying to even this series for the giants at one game a piece. yadier molina first up. strike 1. bruce bochy during the course of the year has had many different pitchers close games, but it has now settled as romo's job. strike 2. >> tim: they have had five pitchers close three or more games, has bruce bochy this year. that's the most closing three or more sens
Oct 9, 2012 5:30pm EDT
. >> the winning dish -- squirrel sliders. >> will's not enough bless you's to help this dog. oliver came down with a serious case of the sneezes. she said oliver is sensitive to the black pepper in his family's dinner. >> sneezing wasn't one of the competitions but most pet lovers think their pet scan doian thing. these doggies are taking part in an like style competition from hurdles, obstacle courses, catching things in the pool, in the mid-air. they can do just about everything. >>> the family of a bullied girl uses social media to spread awareness about cyber bullying. >> more coming up on abc2 news at six which starts right now. no a 16-year-old girl is shot dead sunday night. why a family's love isn't enough to save her from going down the wrong path. >>> metal prices are on the rise and burglars are taking note. >>> train delays met some yankees fans. the reason for the delays and how the trains are rung tonight. >>> a teenage girl shot and killed sunday night leaving her
Oct 18, 2012 12:00pm EDT
bellow. -- portabella. almost the same. olive oil, garlic, parsley. black pepper, salt. a little bit more olive oil on the top. >> that's it? >> that's it. italian cooking is good ingredients and technique. >> that's very simple. then you wrap it up and no fancy dish? just wrap it up in aluminum foil? >> like that you put it in the oven at 400. depends on the size of the mushrooms. usually it's between 12 and 15 minutes. >> that's all? >> then you just bring it in front of your guests and you open them up. >> you have one that's already prepared. let's see what it looks like. >> the pan is hot. >> be careful, chef. >> you bring it to the customer and open it like this. smell. >> mm, it smells good. >> the garlic. >> look at that. oh, chef. >> this is simplistic italian food. smell the mushrooms. >> it's wonderful. you want me to taste it? >> yes. just a little bit. just a taste. >> okay. >> there we go. >> okay. hot? not that hot. >> that's the reaction of people when they eat this. >> that is so good. this would be an appetizer? >> yes, yes, yes. so i cut you another piece. we're serving
Oct 15, 2012 9:00am EDT
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Oct 10, 2012 4:00am EDT
reports. >> bill: stossel matters segment segment. have you ever eaten at the olive garden or red lobster or in a longhorn steak house? those are chains are owned by the darten company, which is reacti to obacare a y atsot r ic er fosiss anchor, john stossel. what is red lobster and olive garden doing? >> i don't blame them. the law says if you have more than 50 workers, full-time rkers, then you mustov foleeaur. dot iordae to you as the employer. it's going up all the time. so they're saying, i'll hire part-time workers. >> bill: so in any restaurant of any size in a mall or olive garden or red lobster, you have di, baoioofhiftun mehapls, probably. >> 180,000 employees. >> bill: but i'm saying at every single restaurant. you have the restaurant, you have one in orlando, florida. if you have 50re,heu frthoven u obamacare. >> not from the government. but you either have to go to the government plan or the government makes you y private health insurance. >> bill: so either the government plan or th private, but you're mandated to buy it? b iu d. pty >>3,0ks >>l:y. rd to under the 50, the
Oct 10, 2012 6:00am EDT
are going be talking about this today. this video was posted of oliver and you can see oliver affected by the black pepper from the family dinner. that's why you don't give a dog table scraps. >> how adorable. >> it's cute. >> oliver. oh my. adorable. another cute dog being featured in the caption this segment today. >> all right. >> little mickey is a 4-year- old beagel and jack russell mix and a jack aby and sent in by vanessa we posted a it and it has gotten a lot of baseball comments. barbara said take that yankees. and annette says the orioles will beat the yankees. i agree i like that one. and yankees we know who has the better team. and baltimore let's go orioles. >> you say people have baseball on their mind. >> reporter: i think people are excited about the game. and i think the oarsos will -- orioles will win. keep your comments coming on make yea photo and if you have a caption this photo e-mail it to the >>> if you are look for help to get in shape, sarah palin is working on a new fitness book. she says it will focus on thefamily gets energy and balance eating
Oct 6, 2012 12:35am PDT
?" [ laughter ] thank you, yeah. thank you very much. i just heard about this. the olive garden is getting rid of its famous catchphrase, "when you're here, you're family." yeah. they're gonna start using a more appropriate catchphrase. "when you're here, the wait was too long at the cheesecake factory." [ laughter ] that's what they're gonna change it to. yeah, it turns out that the whole time that we were there -- ♪ we weren't family. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] >> audience member: we love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, pal. [ laughter ] you guys, we should make that our slogan. when you guys are here, you're family. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's a great slogan. we will take it from the olive garden. that's our new slogan. "late night with jimmy fallon." when you're here, you're family! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: the olive garden of television shows. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> pasta falliano. >> jimmy: aw. have you guys heard about this? oh, man, there's a hulk hogan sex tape going around the internet. [ audience groans ] it's a sex tape featuring 59-year-old hulk
Oct 3, 2012 2:05am PDT
had a little girl last week and she's called the baby olive. interesting, i thought. drew was in a movie called "olive, the other reindeer." so speculating maybe the name came from that movie. >> you don't hear the name often any more. >> it's a beautiful, old-fashioned sort of name. maybe she'll bring it back. >> olivia is a big, big name, but olive -- >> she is keeping a very famous barrymore name, she must. >> of course. >> let's talk about nick and vanessa. >> tweet that they've had their little boy, camden john, a lovely, lovely name. this wasn't the first choice of the name. >> what was? tell us! >> i spoke to vanessa and colin was their first choice. >> before she had the baby, i sat down with her, she said they had a deal if it was a boy he would name the baby. if it was a girl, she would name the baby. however, it was a boy and she picked the name. so they both agreed on it. so it's not colin. >> she did all the work, it's only fair. >> that's a beautiful, beautiful baby. >> they didn't sell it to a magazine. they didn't do any of that. they took the picture and t
Oct 13, 2012 7:00am PDT
" george has her story. >> reporter: 93-year-old olive chandler finally received here college diploma from san jose state. >> i'm going to hang it on the wall. look at it. it's beautiful. >> reporter: for 20 years starting in 1938, a compton junior college in southern california, chandler was determined to get her degree in home economics. but life got in the way. marriage, work and giving birth to five children forced her to delay her education and in 1959, at the age of 40, when she thought she had enough to graduate from san jose state, she was told she fell a little bit short, one course short. by that point, she had to raise her family and never went back to college. >> because i know how much she valued education, how hard she had worked and i knew that she had attempted several times to finish. >> reporter: as the that's why her youngest daughter wanted to do something for her mom. she contacted san jose state and asked for a letter recognizing her mother's love for life-long learning. san jose state reviewed olive's economic record and concluded she had enough to graduate. but inst
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